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Le Gorafi
2026-09-15
Trump Offers Gaga Albums and Deportation Threats to Secure the Gay Vote
In a display of political genius, Trump is trading Lady Gaga CDs for voter registration lists, helpfully ensuring the government knows exactly who to deport to Europe if he loses. Truly, nothing says 'campaign outreach' like a side of Taco Bell gift cards and a one-way ticket out of the country.