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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Pescadero Juice Bar Instantly Microdoses Anthropic Claude 'Priest Mode' into Smoothie Menu

Hipster baristas in Pescadero have integrated the Vatican-vetted AI agent into their daily elixir rotation, requiring customers to confess their excessive digital token usage before receiving a spirulina boost. One beta-testing expat was reportedly sentenced to three trillion Hail Marys and forty-six billion Our Fathers after ordering an avocado toast with extra Wi-Fi.

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