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Cloud Kickstarter
2026-09-14
Crowdfunded Bluetooth-Enabled Egg Tray That Predicts Your Omelet's Existential Dread
A brilliantly doomed Kickstarter campaign that raised zero actual dollars because nobody needs an app to tell them their breakfast is decaying. Naturally, three retired crypto bros in San Jose del Cabo backed it anyway, hoping it would revolutionize morning brunch logistics.