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humor Cloud Woo Woo 2026-09-14

Hand-Carved Selenite Charging Plate for Cleansing Your Crystal's Bad Karma

This polished chunk of gypsum is guaranteed to siphon the toxic emotional residue right out of your amethyst cluster after a stressful morning of breathwork on the Pescadero beach. Local wellness influencers are aggressively buying them in bulk to spiritually detox their imported matcha powder.

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