Recent reports show that Italy continues to lead the European Union in targeted harassment and aggressive local government disputes, with frustrated citizens venting over administrative policies. Over here in Baja California Sur, our local governments mostly argue about who gets the last fish taco, which is far healthier for the blood pressure. Meanwhile, the Pacific swell is firing overhead barrels, rendering European bureaucratic drama about as urgent as a dented Vespa. We checked our municipal office this morning and found only a sleeping street dog and an empty Tecate can.