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Strait of Hormuz Oil Surge Ruined By Epic Overhead Swell in Pescadero

Global energy markets are in absolute freefall as crude oil smashes past $100 a barrel following geopolitical explosions in the Strait of Hormuz. Down here in Baja, however, local expats are ignoring the impending economic apocalypse because the morning offshore winds are blowing clean and the right-hand point break is firing. Nobody cares about tanker blockades when your biggest daily crisis is deciding between a fish taco or paddling out for another double-overhead set.

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