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2026-09-14
Local AI Insights: Space Surgeon Predicts Mandatory Eye Surgery For Pescadero Surf Instructors
Medical analysts warn that long-term exposure to the blinding reflective glare off brand-new 4-story beachfront condos will require orbital-grade ocular modifications. Meanwhile, local juice bars are already heavily microdosing the post-surgery smoothie menu.