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humor Le Gorafi 2026-09-14

Tragic Drunk Student Accidentally Becomes CEO of a Billion-Dollar Unicorn

After a night of heavy drinking, a student woke up to find he had accidentally pitched a company, raised millions, and hired 3,000 employees. He now faces the ultimate nightmare: running a successful global enterprise instead of enjoying his peaceful, unemployment-bound studies.

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