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humor The Onion 2026-09-13

Emmys Demand Aging Stars Meet Death Deadline for In Memoriam Spotlight

Hollywood producers are finally putting some hustle into the afterlife, demanding stars kick the bucket before midnight to secure their prime slot in the tribute reel. Because heaven forbid you miss your moment in a slideshow while Dolly Parton weeps in the background.

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