Senate Republicans released a revised 630-page draft of the Clarity Act on September 10, forcing non-decentralized finance trading protocols to register with the CFTC while Wall Street scrambles over looming Federal Reserve rate decisions. Down here in Baja, nobody gives a single salted lime about crypto definitions or regulatory compliance. The local PEMEX station lost power three days ago, the swell is completely blown out by a rogue chubasco, and the only distributed ledger anyone cares about is the tab at the beach palapa that keeps mysteriously growing.