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OXXO Unveils 'Oxxo Prime' Membership Plan Featuring Dedicated Pump Lane and Holy Water Refills

In a bold corporate pivot to streamline morning routines, the local OXXO has introduced a tiered subscription model for expats desperate to skip the standard twenty-minute register queue. Members now enjoy priority access to questionable hot dogs and 24/7 ATM withdrawals, provided they can successfully bribe the guy sleeping by the automatic doors.

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