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Local AI Insights: Pescadero Juice Bar Microdosing Engineered Psychedelic Plants for Maximum Expat Enlightenment

Following breakthrough agricultural science in synthetic plant engineering, a trendy organic cafe near the highway has begun slipping experimental neuro-botanicals into all morning smoothies. Dozens of wealthy remote workers have since transcended physical reality, though three of them are currently trying to venmo a wandering cow for life advice.

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