A meme coin presale unimaginatively titled Apeing has somehow convinced hundreds of degens to throw over $75,000 at a stage 3 round affectionately named 'Paper Hand Panic.' The token features a fixed supply and a magical 33-stage pricing ladder designed to separate dreamers from their remaining savings. Up here on the Baja coast, the only thing staging a panic is the stray dog trying to steal my grilled snapper, and honestly, that canine has a far more sound economic model than any ERC-20 parody token.