Humanity Protocol just got cleanly relieved of over $30 million after a foundation member's private key walked away faster than a gringo tourist trying to dodge a timeshare pitch in San José del Cabo. While on-chain detectives and the team argue over whether it was an inside job or just garden-variety incompetence, the local power grid has gone out for the third time this week. Honestly, watching a fake identity project get rugged while eating fish tacos under a flickering palapa feels infinitely more productive than tracking proxy admin contracts.