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Mummified Chicken Heart Talisman: Channeling Ancestral Poultry for Maximum Inner Peace

Handcrafted and ethically sourced from anonymous metaphysical corners, this preserved organ promises absolute chakra realignment. Todos Santos wellness gurus are wearing them on hemp cords to protect their organic smoothie bowls from bad vibrational frequencies.

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