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humor The Hard Times 2026-09-12

Local Man Uses Mike's Hard Lemonade as Emotional Truth Serum

Chandler Burrows thinks he's undergoing a personal breakthrough, but his wife just wishes he'd go back to grunting like a normal man. Nothing ruins a quiet evening quite like a grown adult weeping about childhood trauma while fueled by a sugary fruit cooler.

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