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humor The Needling 2026-09-12

Seattle Mayor Accused of Witchcraft for Successfully Improving Traffic Flow

Local business leaders are convinced Mayor Wilson is a literal sorceress because she dared to make transit efficient without the requisite amount of apocalyptic gridlock. Apparently, urban planning is just dark magic when it actually works, and they are understandably terrified of a world where people reach their destinations on time.

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