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humor The Hard Times 2026-09-11

Trump’s Genius Strategy: Destroy America So Terrorists Have Nothing Left To Ruin

Why wait for a disaster when you can beat the terrorists to the punch by dismantling the country yourself? It’s truly the ultimate defensive maneuver, provided you don't mind living in a smoldering crater of safety.

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