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Cloud Luxury
2026-09-11
The $140,000 UBTech U1: A Legless Silicone Companion for the Wealthy
This terrifying, immobile bust features hand-implanted eyelashes and emotional AI designed to love you back for roughly the price of a Ford Raptor. Retired tech bros in gated Pacific communities keep one by the pool so they can pretend someone is listening to their podcast pitches.