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Calming Spirit Amethyst Feng Shui Tree: Absorb Bad Vibes for $239

This glued-together pile of purple quartz on a copper wire pretends to balance your chakras while gathering fine Baja dust. Pescadero wellness gurus buy them in bulk to cleanse the negative energy of having to pay local electricians in cash.

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