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Ryobi Misting Air Cannon: Because Sweating in Baja is a Personal Failure

This $156 cordless misting cannon turns your palapa into a damp wind tunnel of regret. Every sunburned crypto-refugee in Todos Santos has three running simultaneously to drown out the sound of their own existential dread.

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