A deeply perplexed traveler recently took to social media to bitterly complain that their tropical vacation destination suffered from an overwhelming excess of local culture and insufficient North American breakfast chains. As this digital meltdown ricocheted across Latin American expat forums, local surfers down in Baja simply waxed their boards and laughed into their morning coffee. If authentic life south of the border is too abrasive for your delicate sensibilities, there's always an all-inclusive resort in Florida waiting to coddle your fragile soul.