The digital trenches of Mexican media are currently ablaze with a magnificent new celebrity scandal that has everyone from Mexico City to Monterrey refreshing their feeds every four minutes. Down here on the Baja peninsula, the ultimate chisme is whether the morning offshore wind will hold long enough to catch a fun right-hander before the afternoon heat sets in. Let the influencers trade digital blows; we are too busy staring at the horizon to give a single grain of sand about prime-time drama.