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The Shovel
2026-09-10
Finally, a Presidential Candidate Who Understands the True Value of Binge-Watching
Donald Trump promises to dismantle the tyranny of the clock, proving once and for all that political progress is measured in extra episodes and midnight ice cream. It is truly the pinnacle of statesmanship to address the nation's most pressing issue: the 10:00 PM lights-out policy.