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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-09

GOP Seeks Professional Guidance From Dallas Cowboys on How to Choke

Desperate to master the art of the seasonal collapse, the GOP is looking to the undisputed masters of 'November disappointment' for a few pointers. Nothing says winning strategy like asking a team known for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

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