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humor The Onion 2026-09-09

Smart Toilets Start Countdown; Affluent Owners Suddenly Regret Tech Upgrade

Rich people are currently trembling in their bathrooms as their $25,000 toilets treat them to a terrifying, robotic countdown. It turns out the future of luxury living is just having your porcelain throne judge your bowel movements.

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