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humor Duffel Blog 2026-09-09

General Trades Warrior Ethos for Naps and a Functional Retirement Plan

A war-weary General decides that chasing testosterone supplements and 'lethality' is far less appealing than just letting his body sound like a bag of chips and finally walking away from the madness.

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