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Handcrafted Amethyst Crystal Grid Grounds Your Overpriced Mezcal Hangovers

Etsy healers assure us that arranging purple quartz chunks in a geometric pattern on your outdoor palapa table will effortlessly align your root chakra. Every self-proclaimed wellness influencer in Pescadero currently owns three, mostly to distract from the crumbling drywall and septic issues.

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