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Cloud Gadget
2026-09-09
Smart Solar Patio Skimmer Saves Expats From The Trauma Of Algae
Because dipping a $5 net into a pool requires far too much physical exertion between yoga sessions, lazy gringos in Todos Santos are dropping small fortunes on robotic pool skimmers. It autonomously patrols 400 square feet of chlorinated water while transmitting existential dread straight to your smartphone.