The U.S. government rolled out a massive digital archive of historic UFO files to satisfy global alien enthusiasts demanding absolute transparency. Meanwhile, local fishermen in Todos Santos swear they saw a glowing disk hovering over the Pacific, though it turned out to be just a reflection off a gringo's oversized neon sunhat. Nobody in Baja cares about Pentagon disclosure anyway, mostly because the offshore breeze is finally kicking and the Pacific is doing weird things to our collective consciousness.