A top European Union official cancelled a diplomatic trip to Serbia after local nationalists threw a raucous, flare-lit welcome party for the remains of convicted war criminal Ratko Mladić. While Europe hyperventilates over Balkan geopolitics, down here in Baja the only thing getting buried is another bottle of tequila while the swell lines up clean at Cerritos. Let the continent rage; our biggest crisis is finding someone to unlock the fish taco stand before noon.