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humor The Beaverton 2026-09-09

Rotisserie Renegade: Local Mom Commits Culinary Treason for Chicken

Trudy Daly has shattered her bloodline's legacy by daring to eat at a restaurant that wasn't on the family's approved chicken list. Her relatives are predictably devastated, because clearly, nothing says 'family values' like strict loyalty to a specific corporate rotisserie supplier.

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