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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-08

Lubbock News Prioritizes Chicken Sandwiches Over Actual Road Congestion

Because sitting in a drive-thru line for twenty minutes is clearly the most dangerous traffic hazard facing the good citizens of Lubbock today. Truly a public service for the chronically hungry.

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