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humor The Onion 2026-09-08

Men Flock to Shock Wave Therapy Because Nothing Says Romance Like Being Zapped

American men are rushing to blast their junk with sound waves despite the complete lack of scientific evidence. Apparently, if you can't get it up, the next logical step is treating your anatomy like a malfunctioning printer.

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