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humor The Onion 2026-09-08

Shawn Graham Proves Death Is Expensive, Even Before The Funeral

Shawn Graham’s family learned the hard way that in this economy, you can't even afford to be dead without someone charging you a $300 fee to announce it. It’s comforting to know that capitalism follows you even into the obituary section.

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