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The Daily Mash
2026-09-08
Husband Baffled: Why Would Anyone Not Be 'In the Mood' for Lunchtime Sex?
Nathan Muir is genuinely perplexed by the biological mystery of his wife's lack of sexual desire, suggesting she must simply be suffering from an undiagnosed bowel condition. A true scholar of romance, he plans to offer Imodium as an aphrodisiac next time.