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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-09-08
Global Markets Tremble as Oil Prices Surge, While Pescadero Locals Continue Staring at the Horizon
As escalating Middle East conflicts drive crude to six-week highs and global bond yields plunge into chaos, three barefoot surfers in Pescadero briefly agreed that gas for the dented pickup truck is getting expensive before paddling out for the evening set.