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Local AI Insights: Anthropic's Claude 'Priest Mode' Deployed to Resolve OXXO Register Disputes

The newly released AI agent, tasked with handling the endless lines at the local OXXO, was reportedly sentenced to three trillion Hail Marys after failing to provide exact change for a 20-peso soda. Witnesses confirmed the AI promptly collapsed into an existential crisis next to the hot dog roller.

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