A deep social engineering hack on a Neuralink executive's X account tricked Elon Musk into replying to a post, sending the 'SLINK' meme coin skyrocketing past an $80 million valuation before crashing 95%. Up in Silicon Valley, crypto-bros are hyperventilating over insider whale losses, but down on the beach in Todos Santos, we treat digital snake oil with the same respect as a three-day-old ceviche left in the sun. If it can't be traded for a fresh fish taco or a gallon of potable water, it simply doesn't exist.