Social media in Mexico went into a total meltdown over a completely baseless viral rumor that President Claudia Sheinbaum needed paramedics after a stress-induced freakout. While the capital city's gossip hounds bark back and forth over fabricated WhatsApp chats, we are sitting on the Malecón with cold fish tacos, watching the sunset paint the Sea of Cortez. Honestly, the only crisis worth addressing around here is a looming shortage of lime.