EU bigwigs abruptly scrapped a high-level military expert group after Germany and Italy threw a bureaucratic tantrum over who gets to play general. Meanwhile, down in Baja California Sur, the only defense strategy anyone cares about is making sure nobody drops their Pacifico in the sand while rushing out to catch the overhead rights firing at the point. Let the continent argue over borders; the only line we're crossing today is a clean, glassy six-foot face.