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Global Markets Brace for Volatile September Central Bank Policy While Surf Is Firing at Los Cerritos

As international financial institutions panic over surging government debt and Middle East energy shocks, Pescadero residents remain entirely unbothered. Nobody down at the point break cares about central bank decisions as long as the shoulder-high right-handers keep rolling in.

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