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humor The Daily Mash 2026-09-07

Masked Men Now Booking Birthday Parties: Chaos Included at No Extra Charge

Nothing screams 'festive' like a swarm of masked goons showing up to ruin the neighborhood traffic for a toddler's birthday. It’s the perfect party entertainment for those who feel their wedding or anniversary is lacking the authentic, violent ambiance of a public nuisance charge.

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