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humor The Hard Times 2026-09-07

Mick Jagger Promises He's Still Horny, Despite Reports Of Ted Lasso Marathons

The octogenarian rocker insists his libido is peaking, even if his actual behavior involves curry, television, and paying women to lie about his performance. It seems the only thing 'starting up' these days is his Netflix account.

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