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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-06

Michigan Scientists Conquer Time Travel: Now You Can Re-Live Your Last Terrible Mistake

Researchers have finally achieved the pinnacle of human ingenuity by allowing us to experience the exact same second of boredom twice. It’s a giant leap for science and a convenient way to undo that awkward sneeze, provided it happened exactly one heartbeat ago.

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