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Shungite Chunks: Because 5G is Ruining Your Todos Santos Sound Bath

Worshipers of the metaphysical are paying top dollar for raw carbon rocks to block invisible digital demons from their yoga studios. It is the ultimate spiritual wellness accessory for retired hedge-fund managers terrified of cellular towers. Nothing says ancient local tradition quite like importing black rocks from Russia to fight Wi-Fi.

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