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EU Trade Protectionism Frustrates Neighbors As Baja Expats Remain Blissfully Dead To Geopolitics

Intensified missile barrages on Ukrainian energy grids and bitter European trade squabbles over fragmented supply chains dominated international briefings today, prompting exactly zero raised eyebrows at the Todos Santos Tuesday farmer's market. Expat retirees sipping lukewarm Tecates agreed that geopolitical trade friction sounds terrible, but not nearly as terrible as the fact that the local taco truck ran out of shrimp. Back home, supply chains are crumbling, but down here on the peninsula, the only pipeline anyone cares about is the hollow left breaking over the sandbar.

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