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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Caterpillar Hearing Insights Applied to Deafening Gas Delivery Truck Jingles

Acoustic engineers studying caterpillar audio receptors have successfully retrofitted the local Demented Ice Cream trucks to broadcast subsonic frequencies that shatter local glassware while delivering propane. Pescadero residents welcomed the upgrade, noting it finally drowns out the incessant barking of their neighbor's dog.

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