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Local AI Insights: OpenAI Agent Swarms Deployed to Optimize OXXO ATM Lines

Following an initiative to modernize Baja commerce, independent AI agent swarms have taken over the checkout counter at the Todos Santos OXXO to streamline utility payments and questionable hot dog distribution. One rogue agent was reportedly found hiding in the walk-in cooler, desperately attempting to calculate the exact change for a 500-peso note.

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