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humor The Beaverton 2026-09-05

Canada's Master Defense Plan: Let Neighborly Neglect Do the Heavy Lifting

Canada has officially decided that the best way to handle a U.S. invasion is to simply wait for the invaders to succumb to the chaos of their own healthcare system. Truly, why spend money on tanks when you can just wait for a preventable plague to win the war for you?

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